Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl

You know what they say

Never waste a Friday night on a first date

But there I was

In my heels with my hair straight

And so, I take him to this bar

This man wouldn't dance

He didn't ask a single question

And he was wearing these fugly jeans

It doesn't matter though, he doesn't have what it takes

To be with a girl like me

La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la

Not overdramatic, I know what I want

La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la

We're leaving the planet and you can't come

Uh huh, I'm through

With all these super mega bummer boys like you

Oh yeah, I need

A super graphic ultra-modern girl like me

We're high, we're drunk

Well, look at her moving baby, she's the one

Oh yeah, I need

A super graphic ultra-modern girl like me

Telling secrets, there on the mattress

Wearing nothing but glitter and lashes

At every party, we're the party, shaking our asses

Making out (uh huh) while the world collapses

La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la

Not overdramatic, I know what I want

La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la

We're leaving the planet and you can't come

Uh huh, I'm through

With all these super mega bummer boys like you

Oh yeah, I need

A super graphic ultra-modern girl like me

We're high, we're drunk

Well, look at her moving baby, she's the one

Oh yeah, I need

A super graphic ultra-modern girl like me

Get up off your feet, get up on that bar

Walk that walk from Tokyo to New York

With everything you feel and everything you are

Walk that walk, flash the camera

Flash the camera, flash the camera, you're a star

Uh huh (uh huh), I'm through (I'm through)

With all these stupid mega bummer boys like you

Oh yeah (oh yeah), I need (I need)

A super graphic ultra-modern girl like me

We're high, we're drunk

Well, look at her moving baby, she's the one

Oh yeah (oh yeah), I need (I need)

A super graphic ultra-modern, oh, you got me la-la-la-ling

Hyper-sexy, top to bottom

Girl like me